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hyacynthus:

youtaggedthatsnakewrong:

lmactans:

Anyone want to tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

*facepalm*
Also, “round pupils” is not a fool-proof way of determining whether a snake is venomous or not. Let’s take a look at several species that Wikipedia lists as the "Most Venomous Snakes":
Inland Taipan? Round pupil
Dubois’ sea snake? Round pupil
Eastern brown snake? Round pupil
Yellow bellied sea snake? Round pupil
Tiger snake? Round pupil
Basically, treat all snakes as venomous unless you can correctly identify the species. Also, if you’re close enough to an unidentified living snake to look at the pupil, you are doing a great job of naturally selecting yourself out of the gene pool.
Oct 20, 2014 / 909 notes

hyacynthus:

youtaggedthatsnakewrong:

lmactans:

Anyone want to tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

*facepalm*

Also, “round pupils” is not a fool-proof way of determining whether a snake is venomous or not. Let’s take a look at several species that Wikipedia lists as the "Most Venomous Snakes":

  • Inland Taipan? Round pupil
  • Dubois’ sea snake? Round pupil
  • Eastern brown snake? Round pupil
  • Yellow bellied sea snake? Round pupil
  • Tiger snake? Round pupil

Basically, treat all snakes as venomous unless you can correctly identify the species. Also, if you’re close enough to an unidentified living snake to look at the pupil, you are doing a great job of naturally selecting yourself out of the gene pool.

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christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

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umm
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umm

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lehroi:

goals

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danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

You obviously never saw Legend of the Seeker…

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